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Enough with the “billionaire space race” for today.
Let’s rather talk about which billionaire has the best feet.
WikiFeet, which is like Wikipedia, but for people with a fetish for feet, has a whole gallery of feet that belong to random people, as well as various celebrities.
The foot fetish community gather there to upload images and rate various trotters out of a maximum score of five.
Since Elon Musk has been spotted in a couple of photos online without any shoes, the community have rated his feet, too.
Richard Branson tweeted a photo of himself alongside his fellow billionaire just before his trip to space.
Branson was sufficiently clothed, but for some reason, Musk had his lowest extremities completely bare:
Big day ahead. Great to start the morning with a friend. Feeling good, feeling excited, feeling ready.
Watch #Unity22 launch and livestream TODAY at 7:30 am PT | 10:30 am ET | 3:30 pm BST.@virgingalactic @elonmusk https://t.co/1313b4RAKI pic.twitter.com/FRQqrQEbH8
— Richard Branson (@richardbranson) July 11, 2021
That’s not the first time Musk appeared without shoes; he also sat barefoot when he spoke to XPrize’s chairman, Peter Diamandis, in Florida about the $100 million XPrize Carbon Removal project in April:
In fact, at least 14 different photos of Musk’s bare feet have appeared on the site, reports Gizmodo.
WikiFeet has eaten these images up…and spat them right out again:
Musk’s score on WikiFeet is not very flattering.
Out of a maximum score of five, WikiFeet users have, as of Monday afternoon, rated Musk’s feet a dismal 2,65.
While most of the comments on the page are about users wishing to see more, or clearer photos, one comment really sticks out for its insight:
One of the few places on the internet where [Musk’s] not critically acclaimed
Musk probably won’t mind that much, but perhaps if he notices people pitting him against his space race competitors, he’ll feel the cold.
SpaceX’s CEO is definitely losing when it comes to having good-looking feet, with Blue Origin’s Jeff Bezos scoring 3,15.
Branson is once again in the lead with a rating of 3,33 for his tootsies.
Outside of the space race realm, Bill Gates has a rating of 3,71. We regret to report that Mark Zuckerberg has the best rating – a whopping 4,28.
Although, we can all agree that Zuck is a strange man with strange Fourth of July habits.
While WikiFeet can be unnerving for some people, if you understand the science behind foot fetishes, the world will make a lot more sense.
I mean, we aren’t getting much science from the space race billionaires, so we might as well get some elsewhere…
[source:gizmodo]
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