[imagesource: Christie’s International Real Estate]

Before you get too excited you should know that this property is in Idaho.

You know…the place where those potatoes customised with your face on them come from.

You can order those on Amazon if you have money to burn.

I assume you do have money to burn if you’re looking into the type of property that comes complete with its own beach and private jet hangar.

It’s called the Sky Pine Estate, sits on 18 acres of land, and it looks like it was designed by someone who was both too old and too young at the same time.

The decor has a feel of a smoking room, while the features are the stuff of dreams if you’re a teenage boy.

Robb Report sums it up like this:

This place is all about the fun: There’s the wine cellar and tasting room, a screening room and a massive game room and bar with a billiards table, foosball and plenty of arcade-style pinball machines and racing simulators. In the upstairs bar is another pool table and more games.

The 16 000-square-foot house has some grownup trimmings, apart from the wine cellar, including a fitness studio, private beach, a private helipad, two hangars at the Coeur d’Alene Airport, and a 2 400-square-foot boathouse, with its eight watercraft included in the sale.

There’s also a waterfall AND a creek.

All the water features. All of them.

Let’s take a pictorial stroll through the grounds, shall we?

This is called ‘The Great Room’

I assume this is the not so great room, or rather, kitchen:

The upstairs bar and billiard room:

The arcade:

The private beach:

The creepy-looking boathouse:

The toys in the boathouse:

One of the two hangars:

Ugh, I suppose it wouldn’t be the worst place to ride out the pandemic.

It will only set you back $30 million.

[source:robbreport]