So hey, it turns out that on top of everything else, Hitler got slapped with a speeding fine south of Ingolstadt for going twice the speed limit in his Mercedes limousine. This was about two years before becoming Fuhrer, though, so Adolf got his chauffeur to take the heat to keep from spoiling his image.

This was back in the day when Hitler moustaches were all the rage, and also weren’t called Hitler moustaches, so they actually looked pretty similar. Which meant that Hitler could actually get away with shifting the blame on to the vehicle’s driver – his chauffeur, Julius Schreck, whom he had instructed him “to drive as fast as possible.”

Evidently the Fuhrer was in a hurry to swing some damage control over the recent suicide of his half-niece.

Either way, the policeman who issued the fine apparently didn’t see any further promotions, because that was what happened when you messed with the Fuhrer.

[Source: DailyMail]