“If you’d a’ been there, if you’d a’ seen it, I bet you would a’ done the same!”

You do not want to piss Catherine Kieu off if you value your manhood! After an argument with her husband about a friend of his coming over to spend the night, she drugged him, tied him up in their bed and as he came to, took a 10-inch carving knife to his groin and cut off his penis. Said member was then shoved into the garbage disposal unit in the kitchen sink where it was ground to a fleshy pulp. When police and EMT’s arrived at the scene to find both Catherine and her mutilated spouse covered in blood, all she had to say was:

He deserved it!

She faces a life sentence on several charges, including aggravated mayhem and torture. On appearing in court, she pleaded not guilty and was released on bail of US$1 million. She also declined to sing the anthem of all women who feel the need to take a knife to their lovers’ groins, “Cell Block Tango” from Chicago, preferring instead to hide her face behind her hair, and rattle her chains during her court appearance. As Cathy cools her heels awaiting trial, and hubby adjusts to life without his little friend (because try as they might, they couldn’t reconstruct it out of the lean mince she left it as), I’ll just leave the wise words of the six merry murderesses of Cook County jail right here. Husbands, you’ve been warned!

[Source: Daily Mail]