It’s taken me a long time to be able to say his name with a straight face. I mean, COME ONE, you pronounce it like this : “SHEEYA LA-BOOF!” That is completely off the charts! I mean, honestly, it’s verging on the levels of “Clydewhite.”

Anyway, whatever his name is, this one is FOR THE LAYDEZZ!!!

Shia LaBeouf

Running. With his shirt off. With a broken wrist. With his cap on backwards.

Hmm, trying to outvibe Zac Efron, maybe? Yup, that’s what I think is going on here. I mean, you know that he’s been throwing a vibe at Megan Fox after filming Transformers 2, right? And you know Zac Efron (and his new haircut) went on a date with her last week, right?

Ja. Exactly. He’s panicking. But he’s still pretty smooth, I must say.

Personally, I couldn’t go out with Megan Fox. I don’t know – I watched her on Letterman the other night and I can just imagine her trying too hard, you know what I mean? She would be forcing it. It wouldn’t work out. I’m glad we never gave it a shot.

His face kind of reminds me of Matt, from HQ though? Don’t you think?