One of the 2oceansvibe readers were cruising around Gumtree, trying to find a place to rent. As one might expect from a 2oceansviber, she wasn’t shy to peruse some places in Clifton.

That’s when she stumbled upon this little BEAUT!

3 bed, Fully Itatlian Furnished Clifton beach house
Ad ID: 139760893

Hi All you gorgeous cape town ladies out there! I am an adult film producer and own a 3 bedroom house (fully furnished with imported italian couches etc) on Clifton 1st beach. I am not asking for rent, just beautiful open minded women who appreciate the finer things in life. Ideally I am looking for 2 girls to occupy whenever is convenient or needed. I’m not really there much as I travel a lot for shoots etc but expect the right candidates to be comfortable on adult camera. Think of this as a mini playboy mansion in a much hotter location. I’m a pretty chilled guy, 27 years old, white and single. All adult shoots would be paid very well too so basically the house is just a deal sweetener 🙂

 

He included this picture
of the Clifton beach house

 

To apply send one full length photo fully clothed and one other photo showing me your naughty side and you will be contacted personally by me if you make me look twice ha ha

Thanks – PS – if you take offence to this ad please note I have nothing to hide and am being completely honest – then, if you still have a problem go to the next one 🙂

Later, Al

[click here for ad]

Hey?

Gotta love that guy – for sheer ballsiness. That, and the fact that he really is “living the holiday!”

And the PHOTO that he used, instead of a shot of the house? Let alone the heading “Itatlian.”

Quite simply – awesome!

Hey, give me a break – I’m 27. I’ve got a Clifton pad on the beach. I dig beautiful women. Let’s chat – I’m sure we can come to an “arrangement.”

Can I fix you a drink?

Hysterical! Check out (apply to?) his gumtree ad here.

[thanks clare]