If you thought that the political shenanigans of 2019 may ease off slightly as everybody settles into a new decade, think again.

The US and Iran have been duking it out, both in the media and on the ground, over the past few days, following the killing of top Iranian general Qassem Soleimani.

Now the wait to see how Iran would respond is over, following Iran’s retaliatory, non-fatal attack on American military bases in Iraq.

Donnie took to Twitter to assure everyone that he had things under control:

That statement, or ‘shtateshment’ if you want to accurately portray his ‘shlurring’ statement – second video below:

2020 off to a great start pic.twitter.com/pAh0epirCD

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) January 8, 2020

Adderall’s a hell of a drug.

Anyway, we don’t want to steal Trevor Noah’s thunder, so here’s his segment on what went down:

CNN has an inside look at what led to Trump deciding not to strike back here.

For now, at least, there is no World War III, despite what the hosts at Fox News wish for.

They’ll say they ‘support the troops’, but they should probably read this article.

[source:dailyshow]