Wimbledon is famous for its celebrity sightings.
As is the case most years, the Royals were there, and so were Jude Law and David Beckham and Richard Branson and Benedict Cumberbatch and the usual culprits.
Also in attendance was Jeff Bezos, the world’s richest person, in a rare public outing with new girlfriend Lauren Sanchez.
This just in – I don’t care.
I do, however, care about Woody Harrelson and his antics at Saturday’s men’s doubles final.
As Colombians Juan Sebastian Cabal and Robert Farah took on France’s Nicolas Mahut and Edouard Roger-Vasselin in another epic five-setter, Woody really got into the swing of things.
Given that most of the afore-mentioned celebs were at the women’s or men’s single battles, making him one of the few Hollywood bigwigs in attendance, Woody was consistently picked up by the cameras.
As Mashable will tell you, he took us on an emotional rollercoaster.
First of all, he was temporarily denied access back to his seat by a guard who wouldn’t budge:
drunk woody harrelson being kept from his seats at wimbledon is a huge mood pic.twitter.com/kjh7rMZt0p
— #1 Woody Harrelson @ Wimbledon Documentarian (@TylerRuinsTV) July 13, 2019
Great slug of the wine to finish.
Then, the moment he was let back in:
HE’S BACK BABAYYYY pic.twitter.com/pby95he2c6
— #1 Woody Harrelson @ Wimbledon Documentarian (@TylerRuinsTV) July 13, 2019
There was the lip-licking:
woody harrelson as tallahassee in zombieland when he finally gets his twinkies pic.twitter.com/x9wCWw3yi2
— m** (@chrstophrnolan) July 14, 2019
At one stage, he was completely gobsmacked by one of the players getting hit in the nether regions:
Tennis player at Wimbledon gets hit in groin
Director: CUT TO WOODY HARRELSON
pic.twitter.com/o2zWLNRGer— Brad Galli (@BradGalli) July 13, 2019
That, or he was plastered.
Oh, I think it’s the latter:
they’re closing the roof and I think woody harrelson just found this twitter thread pic.twitter.com/0oMxqTh1Fq
— #1 Woody Harrelson @ Wimbledon Documentarian (@TylerRuinsTV) July 13, 2019
We will assume he made it home safely, and spent most of yesterday sleeping off the hangover and shouting about how Roger Federer came within a point of another Wimbledon title.
On that front, we share your pain.
[source:mashable]
