Some mornings I wake up (like this morning) and I worry that there will be nothing to write about. I fear that it will all end and I’ll have to hang up my space bar.

But then I get a link from Iron Mike , who directs me to this marvelous video which contains a wholly inappropriate Channel Nine TV eyewitness account of a Moran-style open-air shooting in Kings Cross, Australia. And now it seems everyone has gone mad for Clare ?Chk Chk BOOM!? Werbeloff!

Please, just enjoy this angel

Somewhat unrefined, I thought. Do you agree?

Just in case you missed it, here’s a transcript:

“There were these two wogs fighting,”

“The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog, ‘Oi bro, you slept with my cousin’. And the other one said, ‘Nah man, I didn’t for shit, eh’, and the other one goes, ‘I will call on my fully sick boys, eh’. And then pulled out a gun and went ‘chk-chk boom’.”

Just to fill you in on what she means by “Wogs,” I found this definition:

Wog ? derogatory, but increasingly reclaimed, term for Italians, Greeks or other immigrants from the Mediterranean. (Contrast with British usage, where the word usually refers to people of Middle Eastern or South Asian descent).

Charming!

If you want to find out about the ACTUAL news story – CLICK HERE

You’ll also read that Clare is now denying that she saw anything. Which I would probably also do, now that the savignon blanc has worn off and it has become clear that the killer and his buddies know exactly what I look like.