Sigh – it really isn’t.

Meghan might have married into a family famous for its decorum (in public at least), but her own family continues to unravel. Everybody seems willing to sell another family down the river to secure a pay-out from a gossip tabloid, which brings us to the latest scandal.

Thomas Markle Jr. now alleges that his father, Thomas Markle Sr., who is also Meghan’s father, loves to party with hookers and cocaine.

The 52-year-old made these claims about his 74-year-old father in an interview with Radar, who are clearly fond of an exclamation mark and hyperbole.

Anyway, let’s just hop on that bandwagon and see what all the fuss is about:

…Meghan’s dad, 74, insisted although he visited sex clubs, he never paid prostitutes for sex and admitted only to the “occasional sniff of cocaine.”

…Thomas Jr., 52, has blasted those fishy claims as outright lies — and revealed his father even boasted to him about his sexual conquests!

“My dad told me about his trips to Thailand when we were out having a couple of beers,” Thomas Jr. told Radar in an exclusive video interview.

“He said, ‘You can get two women for the weekend for 50 bucks. The things they will do to you are incredible. You’ll be a changed man.’”

According to Thomas Jr., his father made his overseas sex trips in the early ’80s while married to Meghan’s mother, Doria Ragland.

Thomas Jr. lived with his father, Doria and Meghan when Thomas Sr. disappeared on his XXX-rated tours — and revealed the cheating creep sent packages to his conquests overseas. Thomas Jr. joked Meghan may even have half-brothers or sisters in the Far East!

Cracking joke, Thomas Jr., who can be seen above with his fiancee, Darlene. Oh, those two were involved in a New Year’s Brawl which led to her being thrown in jail for assault.

You can read more about Meghan’s most notorious family members here.

Thomas Jr. wasn’t done:

Even more disturbing, Thomas Sr. [below] — who worked as a lighting director on the daytime soaps “General Hospital” and “Santa Barbara” and the prime-time sitcom “Married … with Children” — didn’t bother to hide his drinking and drugging, according to his son.

“My dad would come home wasted,” Thomas Jr. recalled.

“When Meghan was a baby, he’d be upstairs in the bedroom, and I’d see lines of cocaine on the mirror. I’d see him do it.”

Thomas Jr. also said his father gifted him smuggled Thai sticks — a preparation of highly potent marijuana, then illegal in the U.S. — which he described as “a big bonus for a young teenager.”

Sounds like Thomas Sr. might have enjoyed partying with Freddie Mercury back in the day.

At this point, I really don’t care what any of these people have to say, but let’s wrap things up anyway:

Thomas Sr., who lives in rundown Rosarito, Mexico, claims he doesn’t drink and his drug use is behind him.

But as Radar has reported, he’s frequently seen with a meth addict,Lori Davis, and has treated her like a daughter, loaning her thousands of dollars…

Now, royal insiders said Harry, 34, is sure to be appalled by the latest revelations about his father-in-law’s sleazy past — and they could jeopardize his fairytale marriage to the former “Suits” star!

“Queen Elizabeth has spoken in private to Harry,” said a palace insider. “She’s asked him if he wants to continue with his marriage. This could be grounds for divorce!”

Yes, I am sure that ‘palace insider’ really exists, and I’m sure Harry is going to divorce his pregnant wife because these folks are selling their stories to the tabloids in lieu of possessing any tangible skill to make a living off of.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.

[source:radar]