Mondays are all about hanging in there until close of business.

I have already looked at the office clock a few too many times, so in order to kill two birds with one stone I decided to peruse some real estate listings.

You get to read a story, and I get to pretend like I have millions lying around in order to purchase property.

If you’re after City Bowl living then Tamboerskloof is obviously on your radar, so I did some digging on Sotheby’s Realty.

Fancy laying down three-and-a-half bar and nailing that Instagram “We did it – we bought a house” post?

R3 495 000 to be precise, and you could be the proud owner of a two-bedroom flat in the ‘Kloof. Let’s snoop:

A welcoming home with an open plan living space, surrounded by greenery and offering heart-melting mountain views! The living space and kitchen face Table Mountain, with a double set of french doors to bring the outdoors in.

Two bedrooms, each with new built-in-cupboards. Master bedroom enjoys direct access to a spacious private courtyard, which can also be accessed via the living area. The courtyard itself is approx. 36sqm, and apartment 72sqm.

The apartment building is small & secure, and permits short term letting as well as pets.

Added convenience of an off-street parking bay. This is a light & bright space overall, with a peaceful & convenient lifestyle awaiting.

And now we ogle pictures:

Ah, the old JoJo tank – Day Zero ready. You know how the JoJo tank got its name, right?

Well, that’s enough property perving for one afternoon.

Just remember, when some old fart Baby Boomer gives you a lecture about “kids these days”, give them a hearty thanks for the current state of the world’s property market.

[source:sothebys]