Joseph Fritzl , the guy that kept his daughter as a sex slave underground and raped her and had a number of kids with her and killed one, gave some good exposure to a certain brand of file binder.

Fritzl holds his preferred brand in front of his face

No, no – this is NOT a joke. It’s the real thing.

In the spirit of “all publicity is good publicity,” the Google translation tool translated this, into this (obviously it might my SLIGHTLY off, but you get the idea):

“Any free advertising is included, especially given the global interest in this process,” says Martine Poppe, Head of Customer Services of the Belgian manufacturer. “Al hadden we ons merk natuurlijk liever aan een wat positiever personage verbonden. Maar het is nu niet anders.” “All of our brand, we prefer a more positive character related. But it is no different.”

Het bedrijf verwacht door de ‘reclame’ niet direct meer ringmappen te verkopen. The company expects the ‘advertising’ not to sell more ring binders. “Maar dat net onze map tijdens het proces opduikt, bewijst toch dat we als merk iets betekenen”, aldus Poppe in Het Nieuwsblad. “But that just our folder pops up during the process, it proves that we as a brand mean something,” said Poppe in Het Nieuwsblad.

 

Monster Munch

 

Enkele uren later liet Esselte weten de ‘ongelukkige uitspraken’ die de Belgische medewerkster tegenover Het Nieuwsblad deed te betreuren. A few hours later showed Esselte know the “unfortunate statements” by the Belgian assistant front Reuters was regrettable. “Zij heeft deze uitspraken op persoonlijke titel gedaan. Het mag duidelijk zijn dat Esselte zijn naam op geen enkele wijze aan een persoon als Joseph Fritzl wil verbinden en dat het bedrijf de daden van Joseph Fritzl afkeurt en het proces zeker niet als reclame beschouwt”, aldus de fabrikant. “It has made statements in his personal capacity. It is clear that Esselte his name in no way a person as Joseph Fritzl to connect and that the company acts of Joseph Fritzl rejects and the process especially as regards advertising, says the manufacturer.

Quite a vibe.

I don’t know. I’d probably distance myself from guys who rape their kids.

CLICK HERE to read his full explanation of why he did it..

CLICK HERE for The Daily Beast’s investigation into the rise of crimes of incest.

This is, of course, COMPLETELY different to the Cambodian pre-teens who live under my floor boards and churn out slip slops. I don’t abuse them and they told me they are happy. Wouldn’t you be if you lived on Butlers, Jack Black, De Grendel, Woolies, Vida e and Caprice leftovers?

Exactly!

Nailed.