Let’s take a moment to remember that three separate women have married Donald Trump, and whilst two have made it out alive Melania is currently saddled with the great orange buffoon.

There is plenty of evidence out there pointing to her growing disdain with the Donald (a few of those videos HERE – blink twice if you’re being held against your will, Melania), but for the time being she has her sights set on Ivana Trump.

Donald’s first wife (the one who accused him of rape) is currently on a media blitz to promote her new book, ‘Raising Trump’, and during an interview on ABC’s Good Morning America she said something that struck a nerve.

Below from NBC:

“I have the direct number to White House,” Ivana boasted…about her relationship with the president. “But I’m not really going to call him there because Melania is there, and I don’t want to cause any kind of jealousy or something like that, because I’m basically first Trump wife, OK? I’m first lady, OK?”

Yeah, she dished out the First Lady diss.

Melania, via an aide, fired back with venom:

“Mrs. Trump has made the White House a home for Barron and the president. She loves living in Washington, D.C., and is honored by her role as first lady of the United States,” said Stephanie Grisham, Melania Trump’s spokeswoman.

“She plans to use her title and role to help children, not sell books,” Grisham said. “There is clearly no substance to this statement from an ex. Unfortunately only attention-seeking and self-serving noise.”

Pew pew pew – shots fired.

Back to Ivana and some more of her recent headline-grabbing antics on the book tour:

She told Time magazine in an interview published Sunday that she could restore order in the White House in two weeks.

“Could I straighten out the White House in 14 days?” she said. “Of course.”

On CBS’ “Sunday Morning” this week, she discussed talking regularly with the president and said he asked her if he should keep up his Twitter habit.

“I said: ‘I think you should tweet. It’s a new way, a new technology,'” she said. “And if you want to get your words across rightly, without telling The New York Times, which is going to twist every single word of yours, this is how you get your message out.”

She also claimed the president had offered her the U.S. ambassadorship to the Czech Republic, but she declined because “I like my freedom.”

In case you didn’t know, Ivana is a former model who was born in Czechoslovakia.

Donnie sure knows how to pick them, hey?

Public Service Announcement to any parents of a model in Eastern Europe – be afraid, he probably has one more wife in him.

[source:nbc]