Not all Porsche drivers with tattoos are wankers, but this one certainly is.

There were some seriously ugly scenes playing out on London Road in Alexandra, Jozi, when two cars involved in a minor bumper bash pulled over to exchange details.

The Porsche driver clearly blew a fuse, and a terrified 71-year-old man was left to lock himself inside his car for self-preservation.

The description via IOL:

…the 71-year-old driver of the Range Rover was brutally assaulted by the Porsche driver.

The man can be seen walking towards the Range Rover and viciously vandalising the car at all angles. He then begins to attack the driver and throw punches through the window of the elderly man’s vehicle. While all this is happening, witnesses vicinity do nothing to assist the pensioner but simply observe.

Intelligence Bureau SA shared this video on their Facebook page. It’s all worth watching, but the truly terrifying bit is the footage from inside the car from around the 1:40 mark:

Looks like someone has been on the juice, and that tribal tattoo is the kind of thing every drunken Ozzie wakes up to in Bali and instantly regrets.

Maybe he is so angry because he struggles to achieve an erection? If you’re his wife or partner let us know.

Must feel like a big man after assaulting a pensioner, though.

As many on the video above commented, the man was wearing the corporate shirt of a well-known motor spares supplier. That led to the Facebook sleuths tracking him down, and get a load of this via EWN:

Users identified the company as South African Automotive Supplies and the alleged suspect is the company director Lance O’Leary.

When contacted by EWN, O’Leary refused to comment, saying the media twisted the story to make him look like the offender.

“You want to try and twist the story so I’d rather not say anything. We’ll try it out in court, end of story.”

On that video evidence, we think you might want to try some kind of out of court settlement, pal.

Somehow I don’t think this road rage incident is going to end with the two men washing each other’s feet.

[sources:iol&facebook&ewn]