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Look Cape Town hipsters, you can’t have it all.

You want a house? Fine, but go ahead and forget all that fancy avo on toast you keep gorging on. That’s according to Australian millionaire Tim Gurner – more HERE.

Oh, and you can forget about that wonderful avo art too (HERE) – grow up.

Finally, though, avo lovers have something to rally around – and it all comes from this tweet:

That’s Google Ventures partner Ken Norton, by the way. Things are less funny when you have to explain them but here it goes, via TIME:

“Hold my avocado” is a riff on two things. First, it takes advantage of the “hold my beer” dialogue construction that’s become an internet joke to represent how politicians, brands, or other entities play a race-to-the-bottom game of putting their feet in their mouths…

But the thing that makes this catchphrase relevant is the canny swap-in of “avocado” for beer. We live in the era of peak avocado consumption. The proliferation of all things avocado-related, from overpriced toast to fancy pizza to elaborate art, has become shorthand for the trends and priorities that millennials, in particular, embody.

Millenial bashing and hipster bashing, what a rush.

Norton’s tweet is nearing the 70 000 retweet mark, which is pretty impressive, and people are taking notice:

I guess here’s the crux of the matter – “hold my avocado” is a quick way to sum up the Millennial experience: seeking luxury wellness, but potentially derailed by sociopolitical developments.

I guess only one question remains … how long until we see avocado-infused craft beer / craft gin?

[source:time]