I’ve long wanted to see inside Donald Trump’s brain. To watch the cogs turn, and to see how decisions are made and then dispatched as words, must be truly fascinating.

Trump’s latest spew of words is a hybrid of sorts. It takes the surprise branding of former idiot president George W Bush’s ‘Shock and Awe’ mission, and combines it with North Korea’s favoured propaganda rhetoric.

The result is ‘Fire and Fury’. And if that’s not enough, Donald Trump decided to be frank with planet earth, and added the word ‘power’. Even though – as anyone who has constructed and delivered a sentence will know – the word you should use when being ‘frank’ should *cough* trump the previous words. In this case, ‘power’ falls flat.

Seriously, this guy is right up there with Randall Abrahams.

Just watch him. Look at this man-baby in charge of the world.

BREAKING: Pres. Trump: “North Korea best not make any more threats…they will be met with fire, fury.” https://t.co/WV3P9c460O pic.twitter.com/z9TXkUUQqH

— ABC News (@ABC) August 8, 2017

Aren’t you amazed that this is real?

I find it fascinating!

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