Aware of my struggle to find anything decent to talk about on Monday, Andrew M came to the rescue (or did he?) with this little beaut about an albino dolphin cruising around a lake in the US.

Oh my God it’s beaauuuuutiful!

The Telegraph reports:

Pink dolphin appears in US lake
The world’s only pink Bottlenose dolphin which was discovered in an inland lake in Louisiana, USA, has become such an attraction that conservationists have warned tourists to leave it alone.

Charter boat captain Erik Rue, 42, photographed the animal, which is actually an albino, when he began studying it after the mammal first surfaced in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary, north of the Gulf of Mexico in southwestern USA.

Capt Rue originally saw the dolphin, which also has reddish eyes, swimming with a pod of four other dolphins, with one appearing to be its mother which never left its side.

He said: “I just happened to see a little pod of dolphins, and I noticed one that was a little lighter.

“It was absolutely stunningly pink.

“I had never seen anything like it. It’s the same color throughout the whole body and it looks like it just came out of a paint booth.

“The dolphin appears to be healthy and normal other than its coloration, which is quite beautiful and stunningly pink.

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You gotta love the Yanks! Howz that guys vibe, “it looks like it just came out of a paint booth!”

Whahaha! Beautiful!

I wonder what Paris Hilton would pay to get her hands on that little beast. It would go very nicely with the new pink Bentley.

I wonder if it tastes the same as normal dolphins?

I’m kidding! Jesus!