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March 3, 2011

Kim Kardashian Premieres Song, And Finally Kills Pop Music

Thanks Kim, now when my kids ask me about music back in my day, I somehow have to keep a straight face while telling them how much better it was. But seriously now, this song is bad, like so bad it’s magnificent.

Thanks Kim, now when my kids ask me about music back in my day, I somehow have to keep a straight face while telling them how much better it was.  But seriously now, this song is bad, like so bad it’s magnificent.

Even with an award winning producer, The Dream, at the helm, the song is still a disaster.  I mean, the man has written and produced songs for Beyonce, Rihanna and Mary J. Blige, yet was still unable to churn out something remotely listenable.

But my favourite thing about Kim’s music, aside from the droning auto-tuned vocals, her poetic lyrics…

  • “Turn me up, turn me up, turn me, turn me, turn me up/Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”.
  • “DJ here I am/Feeling good, feeling great, just got paid”.
  • “Girls in the building/Fellas in the club/ Boys spending money/Girls looking good” (see what she did there?).

Lyrics like that don’t come around everyday. 

I’m too ashamed to post the actual song, but if you’re feeling particularly brave, check the link.

[Source: Yahoo]

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