As the Trump train rolls on more and more Yanks are sweating in their boots, their neighbours to the north even preparing for an influx of Americans should the bloated orange turd go all the way to the White House.

But it’s rather daunting moving to another country where you don’t know anyone – if only there was a way you could meet some suitable singles before you arrived to help you settle in.

Enter Maple Match, a dating site for people defecting to Canada if Trumps wins his bid for president. Newser with more:

Maple Match “makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency,” per the site—a mission that CEO Joe Goldman says is just part of the Great White North’s neighborly [sic] duties.

“As Barack Obama said during Justin Trudeau’s official welcoming ceremony at the White House, ‘We’re two different countries, but we’re like one big town,” Goldman says. “Our side [of] this ‘town’ happens to have a megalomaniac trying to seize power, so we’re naturally concerned.” Goldman insists this isn’t a spoof. “Donald Trump is a joke,” he tells Cosmopolitan. “Finding true love in a place where you can be happy is not a joke. Maple Match is very real.” There’s already a waiting list for the site, which hasn’t started matching anyone yet, and Goldman tells Tech Times there’ve been more than 4,500 signups in just four days’ time.

How can you not love the site – just look at the home page:

Good luck prospective partners, may you find love amidst the wreckage that is the U.S. presidential race.

[source:newser]

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