Back in 1987, Ronn Moss was super hot. His body was so fine, in fact, that he played the lead roll in one of Hollywood’s most, errr, thrilling action adventure films about a Special Agent who “has a bazooka and knows how to use it.”

Hard Ticket To Hawaii wasn’t necessarily a major hit back then, but in 2014, Paste Magazine named it the “best B movie of all time”. You see, today the movie has a cult following due to its over-the-top humour, cheesy dialogue, and absurdity. Just one scene packs in deathly frisbees, beach bum comments and classic model turn backs. A far cry from the lavish lives of The Bold and the Beautiful.

To give you some perspective, here’s the synopsis:

Two gorgeous women — Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) — operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. Their latest shipment includes a very large, very nasty snake destined for the local zoo. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). Seth sends a transvestite to kidnap the owner of a restaurant, Edy (Cynthia Brimhall), so his men can torture her with a female bodybuilder into revealing where Donna and Taryn are. Luckily for all the good guys, Special Agent Rowdy Abilene (Ronn Moss) has a bazooka, and he knows how to use it. And unluckily for Seth, that nasty snake has broken out of its box.

Yup. Still not convinced? Here’s yet another random scene featuring a skateboarding dude with a blowup doll and a wound that should have killed.

Thanks, Ant

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