A quick survey of the office reveals that half of those present had a MySpace page, although due to their lack of world fame those profiles will probably remain undiscovered.

We may use them at a later stage for blackmail purposes and free drinks, but I don’t see the masses digging deep to find them.

Not so for T-Swift, after what was allegedly her old profile came to light. Take for example this gem, her first MySpace picture:

Yeah, that girl can spell yo. Then this, which is actually from an appearance on CSI and not the typical MySpace goth emo pic:

It’s the comments that are drawing the most attention though, with these from Jezebel:

Just a little reminder to you that, even though the semester may be over…

I’m still quite obsessed with you.

haha fuck sewing machines.

lovelovelove

-T-

And…

uhhh…

“I shot some guy with a flare gun”

-sahara

best line ever.

Not forgetting…

Guess who has a thing for you.

The hottest guy in the world.

Whats the mixture of a tiger and a lion?

A WHORE.

think about it.

Then these screengrabs from Buzzfeed, which has a whole bunch more if you still give a toss:

I guess now we wait and see if T-Swift will confirm or deny all of this.

Also bye MySpace, go quietly into the night.

[sources:jezebel,buzzfeed]