I guess you can’t have both an enlarged brain and an enlarged penis.

Donald ‘the schoolyard bully’ Trump at his finest above, an adult man running for president feeling the need to brag about the size of his man bits. Not just from the comfort of his private jet or lavish towers, but on the Republican debate stage in front of millions of viewers.

Some background on what led to this overcompensation courtesy of the Daily Beast:

The trouble started when Marco Rubio joked about the size of Donald Trump’s hands, an insult that—as any 6th-grade prepubescent boy could tell you—is a veiled reference to the supposed size of a man’s penis. And it is an unwritten law of American politics that no man who can become the president of this country can have a small member…

In 1988, Spy Magazine called him a “Short-Fingered Vulgarian,” which Trump interpreted as a threat to his masculinity. As recently as 2015, the spray-tanned plum would send letters to the original author of said amazing phrase, including an image of his circled hand with these words written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!”

That’s correct, Trump has repeatedly sent letters with pictures of his hands and scrawled messages in gold Sharpie pen. America, you did this to yourselves.

I reckon the only thing left to do from here is get Trump and Obama to measure themselves up against each other in a public (pubic?) showdown. I know where my money would lie…

[source:dailybeast]