Jennifer Lawrence really does seem like one cool cat doesn’t she? I don’t mean suave and super sophisticated (her troubles with walking on the red carpet and up to receive awards are well documented), I mean the kind of person you’d love to have around for a few drinks to talk a little kak.

Now J-Law has opened up to Glamour Magazine about what it’s like being her and as usual she hasn’t pulled any punches. Some highlights:

On her style:

” ‘Slutty power lesbian.’ That is literally what I say to a stylist. [Laughs.] I don’t know if that’s offensive. … You don’t see me as a slutty power lesbian on the red carpet a lot, because I’m embodying the Dior woman, which is an honor.”

On why she’s not on social media:

“Because then that’s more exposure — that’s just more me. I want less me. I want people to have less me.”

On her “lumps”:

“But [also] I’ve got tits and an ass. And there are things that are made for skinny people — like a lot of embroidery, or it covers a lot — and those make me look fat. I have to show the lumps. If you have boobs, you have to show, like, ‘These are boobs. This isn’t cellulite.’ [Laughs.] Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

On her friends:

“I love Emma [Stone]. She cracks me up; she’s so ‘theater.’ She’s so adorable. And Adele and I met, like, a year or so ago. Adele and I are a bit harsher; Emma’s never had a bad thought about anybody in her life. It’s so weird; I don’t like new people. But these two women — and Amy [Schumer] — they’re really lovely.”

On whether she’s misunderstood:

“I don’t feel like I’m misunderstood. I feel like I’m over-paid-attention-to. I’m not trying to be a GIF. I’m not trying to be a picked-up-on-Twitter quote. All I’m trying to do is act. And I have to promote these movies. And I am, at the end of the day, I guess, a f—king lunatic. So if you record what I’m saying, it’s gonna be goofy.”

On her life plan with Schumer:

“Amy’s always wanted to live on Martha’s Vineyard, and we saw this house, and we’re like, ‘This is where we’re gonna Grey Gardens, and we’re gonna grow old and crazy together.’ That’s our life plan.”