Back, crack and sack is a term we’ve all heard thrown around before, although in this context maybe not so much.

Meet the Scrote’n’Tote: The Satchel of Life, an idea sprouted by Daniel Bitton after the internet went nuts over him wearing one as a joke. Now Bitton has taken to Indiegogo to bring his creation to the masses as Mashable reports:

As gross, classless and worthless as you may consider the bag to be, it is incredibly realistic. It really looks like a healthy pair of testicles, and was actually created by professional special effects artist C.J. Goldman. Unfortunately, this realistic look costs nearly $1,000 to produce per bag, so Bitton is trying to raise the cash to find a cheaper way to manufacture the bags.

If he accomplishes that feat, the bags will sell for $120 each, but campaign backers who donate $10 now will be able to purchase one for $69. Or if you’re really feeling confident, you can just donate the full $69 today. The bags are available in ebony and ivory.

Ready to have your lunch ruined by some pictures of the bag in action? Off we go…

Nothing screams professionalism like a suit, glasses and set of balls combination. If you’re thinking about test(e)ing the waters then maybe this video will convince you…

Yeah, now you’re ballin’.

If testicle art is your thing you’re also going to need to check THIS out – sorry not sorry.

[source:mashable]