When you attend a bachelors, you can be assured that you will wake up with fantastic memory loss. You might think the worst scenario is when you head over to the mirror and find the more phallic topics of art sprawled across your forehead, such as renditions of penises or words such as “COCK”. OR, for the very unlucky, having your eyebrows shaved off. But there’s nothing worse than the following – and having no one to blame.
A man in his fifties woke up with a pair of Ray-Bans around his eye. At first, he thought it was permanent marker. After attempting to scrub it off, he found out that it was rather a botched facial tattoo. Deep. He could not recall getting the tattoo done.
Although the shape is quite difficult to identify as Ray-Bans, the artist made sure everyone would know that that was what he was going for by writing ‘RAYBAN’ across his temple.
Hailing from Swansea, South Wales, the dude could not recall getting the tattoo – obviously – but decided not to get rid of it, until he got mocked in the pub that is.
The next morning I really started to think about what my family and friends thought. I didn’t want them to be embarrassed when they were out with me, so I decided there and then I was going to get it removed.
So off he went to a tattoo removal centre to get rid off the ink. After six sessions, the tattoo is invisible to the naked eye.
His next step? He should definitely invest in a real pair of Ray-Bans from SunglassHut. They’ll be a lot less painful, slightly less permanent and they’re also really great at protecting your eyes the morning after a big one. After all, Kanye knows best:
Sunglasses and Advil, last night was mad real.
[source: telegraph]
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