Water Restrictions Begin In Gauteng – Rand Water, South Africa’s biggest water utility, has implemented water restrictions as the country’s drought continues to intensify. [mg]

Nzimande Says No Money For Free Tertiary Education – Higher Education Minister Blade Nzimande says the government simply can’t afford free university fees for all and that this can only apply to poor students. [enca]

‘Horny’ Soweto Teacher Arrested After Ejaculating On Pupil’s Gym Dress – A Soweto teacher has been suspended and subsequently arrested after he allegedly masturbated and discharged his semen on an 18-year-old Grade 11 pupil’s gym dress, according to a report on Wednesday. [tlive]

WATCH: Zuma Urges Global Investors To Come To SA – President Jacob Zuma says now is the time for foreign investors to take part in SA’s infrastructure development as well as other sectors. [f24]

Phil Collins Plotting Comeback: ‘I Am No Longer Retired’ – “The horse is out of the stable and I’m raring to go,” says Genesis singer. [rs]

Army Blimp Goes Out Of Control, Menacing Towns And Thrilling America – Armed F-16s chased the airship across Maryland and Pennsylvania after it came loose. By the time it crashed, it was a national sensation. [db]

Forced Cannibalism, Gang Rape And Mass Graves: South Sudan’s Terrible War – In what could become a landmark for African justice, an African Union report on South Sudan’s war has found evidence of gross human rights atrocities and recommended an African court be set up to prosecute those responsible. [lat]

Adele New Album: Apple ‘Rejects’ Singer’s Request To Stock CD Hard Copy In Its Stores – She might be the most powerful woman in the music business. But it appears even Adele can’t persuade Apple to fill its temples of digital technology with the CD hard copy of her new album. [ind]

How Freddie Mercury ‘Came Out’ In His Baffling Lyrics To Bohemian Rhapsody – Biographer says singer penned famous rock song to confess his sexuality. [dm]

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IBM Is About to Become the Best Weather Forecaster Ever – IN ADDITION TO Jeopardy champion and doctor, you can now add meteorologist to the list of hats IBM’s Watson supercomputer wears. [wired]

Madeleine McCann Investigation To Be Drastically Scaled Back, Scotland Yard Says – Metropolitan Police says number of British officers working on investigation into disappearance of Madeleine McCann to be reduced from 29 to four. [tele]

Gulf Will Be Too Hot For Humans By 2070 – The Arabian Gulf and parts of Iran will suffer heatwaves beyond the limit of human survival if climate change is unchecked, according to a new scientific study. [gn]

Anonymous Vows To Unhood 1,000 Ku Klux Klan Members – The hacktivist collective says it will release the identities around the anniversary of the Ferguson protests. [huff]

Facebook Is Ditching Its Folder For Creepy Messages – Not sure what that is? You are not alone. Few users were aware of the feature, and even fewer used it. The folder was a kind of black hole for messages typically sent by strangers. [cnn]

Khloe Kardashian Lashes Out At Lamar Odom Interview Backlash: ‘I Don’t Need Your F**ked Up Energy!‘- Khloe Kardashian has had it with the backlash over her recently published comments about Lamar Odom. [eto]

Woman Accidentally Buys Dress Covered In Giant Vaginas – Purchasing an outfit isn’t easy. Sometimes we choose something that’s the wrong size, other times we’ll select the wrong color and every once in a while, we will accidentally purchase a dress covered in big pink vaginas. [mash]

Taylor Swift Files Countersuit Against Radio Host Who Allegedly Groped Her – Taylor Swift filed a countersuit Wednesday against a radio host who allegedly groped her at a concert two summers ago — an accusation that the host, David Mueller, decried as false and defamatory in an initial lawsuit last month. [time]

Adopted! George Clooney And Amal Adopt Basset Hound From California Shelter – Congratulations to George Clooney and his wife Amal; the couple adopted one very lucky Basset hound named Millie. [exam]

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