Every time someone is too slack to have adequately prepared for a braai they trot out the old ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day’ line. They’re right, it wasn’t, but us connoisseurs expect the meat you’ve promised us to be marinaded to perfection.

A lack of pre-game marinading is rectifiable, it just means a few more beers before the meat goes near the fire, but sometimes that isn’t an option. Well cool your jets big fella, now you can marinade meat to perfection in just nine minutes. Hell’s bell’s, you say, tell us more.

It’s called the Deluxe Nine-Minute Marinator and it’s about to change the way you braai. Utilising a vacuum-sealed canister to keep it fresh, the marinator tenderises food and marinates it with a power-base, pump and tenderiser plates. You can now make meat, vegetables and desserts tastier and when you’re done the dishwasher can do all the hard yards.

Easy to clean and store
Vacuum-sealed, canister keeps food fresher for longer
Food is tenderised in less than nine minutes
Consists of marinator power-base, pump and tenderiser plates
Creates moist, plump and flavourful foods
Can be used to marinate meat, vegetables, salads and desserts

See, just like that the braai is saved and no one can say a bad word about your lack of preparation. We won’t judge you if you’re using it for veggies and meat either, you’ve got all that extra time to prep your tasty sides now anyway.