Seattle Coffee Co. Will Assist Sandtonians Suffering From Cocaine Withdrawal

21 Jul 2015 by Seth Rotherham in Food, Lifestyle

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It’s not easy juggling a diet of fast cars, protein shakes, steroids, Viagra, guns and cocaine, my boet. It’s even harder if you take one of those key ingredients out of the mix. Luckily there is a solution for some Sandton residents.

Just yesterday we gave you a story (here) regarding a massive cocaine drug bust at OR Tambo airport, a move that will almost certainly affect a certain portion of Sandton’s nightcrawlers. What will replace that key ingredient to keep them awake, grinding their jaws until the early hours?

Seattle Coffee Co. spotted the article and has offered a suggestion via their official Twitter handle:

Indeed, Seattle Coffee Co., it will just have to be caffeine!

So please let your cokehead friends know that if they do find themselves throwing a wobbly, Seattle Coffee Co.’s website has a comprehensive map (here) showing exactly where their stores are throughout SA – with tons in Sandton.

Click here for the full map.

Good luck out there, guys.

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