Imagine living next door to the residence of Christian Grey and his merry band of spanksters? Some folks in London have a pretty good idea what that would be like, given their neighbour runs one of the UK’s top sex parlours from her home and hasn’t invested in soundproof walls.

Mistress Evilyne, as she is known, has raised the ire of neighbours who claim they are forced to listen to the goings-on at her sex parlour. The noises include screaming, whipping and spanking, forcing police to step in and intervene. Evilyne isn’t backing down though, with this below from the Telegraph:

She said: “My business is legal, I’m registered with HMRC [Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs] and no sexual services are offered.

“People come to us with their fantasies, and we make them come true – anything from being put in a bath of baked beans to being forced to act like a dog…

“They think I’m running a brothel, and I’m not – maybe they should come for a visit to see for themselves.

“There is a lack of understanding about fetishes, and men generally keep it a secret from everyone in their life – maybe some of the wives around here are worried about their husbands.”

Let’s take a gander inside her lair then…

I have a feeling that this might be one problem having the neighbours over for tea can’t solve. Some neighbour complaints below:

It’s ridiculous – there are children living here and all you can hear all day is ‘slap slap scream’ coming from the house. They ought to go and do it somewhere else.

The noise they make sometimes gets too much too. And there’s always camera equipment coming in or leaving. You don’t want your children growing up around a BDSM sex dungeon.

All fair points I suppose, which leads us to the police findings. Officers were satisfied, after a tour of the premises, that no crime had taken place and weren’t forced to handcuff the dominatrix.

Good thing too, that might have played right into her hands.

[source:telegraph]