We’re going to keep this one short and sweet because there really is no need to muck around here. You obviously saw this morning’s deals but we have another trick up our sleeve.

As far as iPad deals go we’re not yanking your chain here – you will not find a better deal going around unless you’re nicking it off the back of a truck. What we have here is an iPad Mini Retina Display 32GB Wi-Fi and 3G, which is down from R7 199 to R5 599 (FREE delivery).

But hang on a second, remember that for today and tomorrow Groupon are knocking a further 20% off all goods sold. If your maths isn’t all that sharp we’re going to help you out and give you that final figure: your iPad Mini Retina Display 32GB Wi-Fi and 3G will cost you just the R4 780. Go on, snoop around and see if you can find it cheaper.

Spoiler alert – you won’t. Take your pick between silver or space grey and check out the specs below…

What you need to know:

Network Technology

GSM / CDMA / HSPA / EVDO / LTE
2G
3G
4G
Speed: HSPA 42.2/5.76 Mbps, LTE Cat3 100/50 Mbps, EV-DO Rev.A 3.1 Mbps
GPRS: Yes
EDGE: Yes

Display

Type: LED-backlit IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors
Size: 7.9 inches (~71.7% screen-to-body ratio)
Resolution: 1536×2048 pixels (~324 ppi pixel density)
Multi-touch
Protection: oleophobic coating

Platform

OS: iOS 7, upgradable to iOS 8.3
Chipset: Apple A7
CPU: Dual-core 1.3 GHz Cyclone (ARM v8-based)
GPU: PowerVR G6430 (quad-core graphics)

Memory

No card slot
Internal: 32GB; 1GB RAM DDR3

Camera

Primary: 5MP, 2592х1944 pixels, autofocus,
Features: Geo-tagging, touch focus, face/smile detection, HDR photo
Video: 1080p@30fps
Secondary: 1.2MP, 720p@30fps, face detection, FaceTime over Wi-Fi or Cellular

Sound

Alert types: N/A
Loudspeaker with stereo speakers
3.5mm jack

Comms

WLAN: Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n, dual-band
Bluetooth: v4.0, A2DP, EDR
GPS with A-GPS, GLONASS
No radio
USB: v2.0, reversible connector

Features

Sensors: accelerometer, gyro, compass
Messaging: iMessage, Email, Push Email, IM
Browser: HTML5 (Safari)
Java: no
Active noise cancellation with dedicated mic
Siri natural language commands and dictation
iCloud cloud service
iCloud Keychain
TV-out
Maps
Audio / video player / editor
Organiser
Photo viewer / editor
Document viewer / editor
Voice memo
Predictive text input

Battery

Non-removable Li-Po 6470 mAh battery

Body

Weight: 331g (Wi-Fi); 341 g (3G/LTE)
Dimensions: 200mm x 134.7mm x 7.5mm (7.87 x 5.30 x 0.30-in)

And there you have it. If you’re at all familiar with what you normally pay for these little rippers you’ll know this is a deal not to be missed. If you’re not then ask someone who is and head back this way, a deal this good won’t last forever.