Sorry Johnny Depp, that fat Australian bloke is still angry at your dogs.

Yesterday we brought you the story of how Depp had angered Australian agriculture minister Barnaby Joyce. The Aussie lay down the law, saying despite the fact that Johnny Depp is one sexy bastard, he must still go through the proper channels to bring Pistol and Boo into the country (you can enjoy that video HERE).

Well, the clock is ticking and the hour of judgement grows nearer. The Guardian have been kind enough to make a countdown ticker (HERE), so if you’re desperately trying to avoid doing anything productive with your Friday be sure to check it out.

So what did Depp make of all of this and how will he respond? Here’s TIME:

Hollywood superstar Johnny Depp is set to make an unscheduled return to the U.S. on Friday with his terriers, in order to save the dogs from being put down by Australia’s Department of Agriculture.

Depp and his wife Amber Heard have booked a private jet to fly back to Los Angeles on Friday night

Personally, I think anyone that forces Amber Heard to leave their country early should be given a sound thrashing.

Of course Barnaby wasn’t quite done yet, casting doubt over the legalities of Depp’s pooches in the US:

“The question is if he breached our laws, then did he follow the correct laws in the U.S.?” Joyce said Friday. “My worry is will the U.S. let them back in?” he said. “If not … will they have anywhere to go?”

Barnaby has copped much flak for his handling of the situation, with one radio DJ having a real go at him live in air.

Yeah, I’m sure Johhny Depp and Amber Heard are struggling for options. Go throw another shrimp on the barbie son.

[sources:guardian&time]