Four words – Fuck The Credit Crunch.

Those of you who entered the Kika-Sack competition (competition is now closed, btw) earlier this week will know that there was a consolation prize for those who entered but didn’t win; of a free voucher to this week’s Euromillions Lottery. You see, here at 2oceansvibe, everyone is a winner!

So back to that lottery – I must say, it’s QUITE a schtoinker! It is currently on a triple rollover and the jackpot is sitting at $77 million which, as mentioned above, comes to around R750,000,000. That is nearly ONE BILLION RAND.

That is more than the grains of sand on Camps Bay beach. Trust me, I’ve counted them.

That will be more than enough to cover this, one of the original supercars, the $4.3 million 1937 Bugatti 57S, which the family of an English surgeon found in an old garage by mistake. No, I am not spicing you.

1937 Bugatti 57S – Found in an old garage
Value $4.3 million
Read more here

But that’s only if you’re into cars. Maybe you’re into property. Are you into property? You are? Cool. Then maybe you want to put that $77 million in the bank and wait for the next triple rollover, so that you can afford this little monster, which comes with a $125 million price tag.

The Fleur de Lys mansion in Los Angeles
Yours for $125 million
Read more here

There was no need to show you that because it is genuinely unrealistic. I assure you there are loads of places and toys you can buy with R750,000,000. I mean, Burt Reynolds’s house wouldn’t even make a dent at $10 million!

One thing is for sure, we would be completely wasting our time with all this chit-chat if we didn’t get tickets to Friday’s lottery. And the only way to do it (from where I’m standing) is online, safely and securely via the trusted PlayEuroMillions website.

Get your tickets now and remember, you gotta be innit to winnit, my china!