You probably read in this morning’s spice about the Saffer who played Obama’s mama in a movie and then got busted. Now, we’re used to hearing of Saffers smuggling contraband abroad but never against the backdrop of a movie featuring a young Obama playing albasters. So here, free of charge, is that movie’s trailer. An indie flick. Made in Indo. Starring a model junkie. Compulsory viewing, really.

SA born Cara Lachelle had a sloppy morning this week and sommer put 1.19g metamphetamine in a multivitamin container hoping no one would look there. Unfortunately Jakarta police was on it that morning and went straight for the vitamins.

The promising young SA model/actress/junkie is currently wasting away in a Jakarta prison which is a far cry from the heady days of her starring as Barack Obama’s mother in a movie about a young Obama growing up in Indonesia. Now, Obama did live in Indo from 1967 to 1971 but we can’t know for sure if he had a gay buddy who liked to dress in pink hula shirts or whether Indonesia had cub scouts back then.

“It’s about bravery. Humanity. Dignity.” Hilarious.

I’m pretty sure that’s our model junkie riding in the back seat in the opening scene. And we see her again on the 1:50 mark consoling an upset Obama. Not exactly the next Charlize but what do you expect from someone slaving away on a humid island with B-grade contraband?

Speaking of, I wonder what the white stuff is young Obama swipes off his spinning globe? Very dodge.