Before Mike Tyson was a face-tattooed pigeon-racing movie star he was just a boxer, going about his business of destroying any and all-comers in the ring with absolute brutality. I know it’s hard to believe, he sounds so thoft-thpoken soft-spoken right?
Now in lieu of the announcement that Martin Scorsese and Jamie Foxx are teaming up to make a movie of Iron Mike’s life (think Will Smith’s Ali with more lisping) Tyson has posted a video of all of his knockouts to YouTube and is asking for your help in deciding the top ten.
No, it isn’t a glorious two-minute compilation of frenzied hooks and uppercuts and will require a little more patience on your part. You will be rewarded, however, with plenty of footage of massive humans wreaking destruction upon each other’s bodies.
[source:huffingtonpost]
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