Here it is. The answer to everything you have always questioned about Kimye’s sex life. One would think Kim would have learned not to over share things from her sex tape experience, but, no, she clearly didn’t.

Here are some of the things Kim actually said on the new season premier of KUWTK:

When sister Kendall Jenner asks why she is lying in bed instead of sitting with everyone else in the room: “The doctor said when I have sex I have to lay down for, like, 10 to 20 minutes, so, I just had sex before you guys got here. He said it takes 10 minutes for a sperm to swim up there. I’m going to wait like 5 more minutes just for this to marinate inside of me.”

True story. Is that a bit of an overshare? I mean, should I ever try to conceive a mini-me, I would probably tell my sister or closest friend this, but I certainly wouldn’t be discussing Jared Leto’s sperm journey through my fallopian tubes.

Explaining why she and West are having so much sex: “There’s only a 20 percent chance of getting pregnant every month, I know that I’m ovulating right now, so you gotta get it in when you can get it in!”

That reminds me of Monica and Chandler in the empty hospital room…

Here’s one more for the road.

At a Malibu lunch with Bruce Jenner and her sisters: “I just got my period today so I’m not pregnant this month and I’m really upset because I really tried really hard.”

You can read the other ten incredible sex quotes in US MAGAZINE.