No one likes the greedy mate who stuffs his face with a slice of pizza, all the while eyeballing the next slice with a crazy glint in his eye.

Don’t be that guy. We’re not saying don’t try and get your fair share, we’re saying be wise about it. Use your noggin. Maybe there’s a way you can guzzle down that melted cheesy goodness without seeming like you would knife your own mother if she asked for a piece.

Thanks to some ingenuity, shown in the video above, you can now get away with the perfect crime.

If your conscience would prevent you from pulling a fast one on your mates then our good friends at Butler’s offer another solution. It’s called respectably priced pizzas, something that seems in short supply around Cape Town these days.

And we know what you want to eat when the house is plunged into darkness by the ineptitude of Eskom. Well, fear not pizza lovers, Butler’s have their own generators so there’s no stopping them now. Their Powerwise Pizzas soldier on come rain, shine or incompetent politicians who failed to heed the advice given to them over the past ten years regarding our power plants.

Did we mention that this ingenuity leaves all their competitors in the dark?