Clearly the days of “single man seeks woman to cook dinner” are long gone. They have been replaced with a myriad of other things, though, that are rather interesting.

I mean, have you ever Googled “squirting”?

And we can take it a step further – have you ever searched for that on a porn site?

But squirting only came in at number six.

First place goes to “Indian”.

Pornhub and PornMD released their 2014 stats and it looks like South Africans are rather fussy when it comes to online porn. According to the stats, this is how an average “looking for” post would read:

SEEKING: A mature woman (MILF) named ‘Anthea/Lisa Ann’ who likes to cast her twink-ish son on film. Anthea/Lisa would preferably be Indian with a ‘booty’ that is larger than her/their ‘boobs’. She would be Muslim and partly emo and enjoy giving regular blowjobs but wouldn’t mind occasionally being forced into giving them. She would vaguely resemble Kim Kardashian and also be into yoga, smoking, squirting (that’s a big plus) and occasional lesbian activities with black/ebony women.

Here, let’s have a look at the other search options (maybe they will give you some ideas?).

Those poor milfs… coming in at second. They must be feeling so low.

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