Uhm. I don’t even know what to say. HOW IS HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS NOT YET ILLEGAL IN DENMARK??

I am finished.

The Danish law currently states that humans can have sex with animals as long as the animal doesn’t suffer, which begs the question: how would one know if an animal enjoyed human sex?

Sex with animals, aka zoophilia, will hopefully soon be made illegal in Denmark.

Denmark’s agriculture minister, Dan Jorgensen, has said that because animals cannot say “no”, they have a “right to special protection”. Bit slow on the uptake there, aren’t we, Dan? He is also afraid of Denmark becoming the “wild west of animal sex tourism”.

Zoophilia is still legal in Finland, Sweden and Hungary, which is seriously quite amazing. What’s also amazing is that almost 25% of Denmark support “freedom of movement when it comes to pursuing beasts for pleasure”.

We can finally stop with the jokes about Kiwi’s shagging their sheep, because in Denmark, they ACTUALLY DO.

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