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SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO HUNT REINDEER
27 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham in Vibe
I wake up, thinking of cool, knowing that you want me to remain cool. It concerns be, maintaining coolness – for you, for your image of me.
That is why I go to the cupboard and I load my gun. I load my goddamned rifle and I head out the door.
I then spend up to five days at a time, tracking Cool.
And then I see Cool, up in the distance.
I stalk Cool.
And then I aim at Cool and I shoot it. I shoot it right between the fucking eyes.
That is why I am a “Cool Hunter.”
That is why I enjoy the website
I can feel you getting cooler already..
They should make a website which uses GPS Satellite Navigation to track exactly where I am at all times. I would have a chip in my neck which would signal to the website where I was. They would call the website daddycoolhunter.com
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