You will recall the sheer childlike exuberance I expressed the day I bought my Louis Vuitton shades (click here for that story), back in July. then imagine the sheer heartbreak I felt when those very sunglasses BROKE last week on Wednesday. The actual frame broke – not an arm or anything minor – the fucking FRAME! I tell you, nearly plutzed on the spot! And so, given they were from Louis Vuitton (bought in Australia), I ASSUMED they would take care of everything for me at the local V&A Waterfront branch and have them fixed. I was wrong.

Sexual

They did not fix them at all.

they took photos, filed a report and sent it to Paris.

Four days later (yesterday) they called me and told me to come through to the branch and fetch a BRAND NEW PAIR!

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!

I put them on immediately in the shop and – you’ll think I’m joking – it felt like the very first time.

I swear to God.

I never imagined that the SAME feeling could be felt again, but, I tell you, it happened to me yesterday. GOD, it felt good! It, it….it…..it was like I was being felt up by a thousand virgins.

Honestly… I’m still tingling.

God bless you, Louis Vuitton.