It had to happen. It’s just too much for the freaks’ brains out there. You know, actually auditioning on live TV, and in direct contact with “superstars” like Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Randy “Swazi” Jackson.

Now look what you’ve done – this, from the New York Post:

An “American Idol” reject who was obsessed with Paula Abdul – and who was mercilessly ripped by judges after trying out for the show – died in an apparent suicide outside the star’s LA mansion, officials said Wednesday.

 

An unhealthy fetish for Paula Abdul

 

Relatives of 30-year-old Paula Goodspeed, 30, whom “Idol” judges scorned as talentless for her “awful singing” during a 2005 audition, had warned cops that she was infatuated with Abdul, mentally unstable and suicidal, authorities said.

LA County coroners are scheduled to perform an autopsy Thursday on Goodspeed, who lived in nearby Thousand Oaks.

She was found in her tan 2001 Toyota Camry. There were no signs of trauma, and cops are probing her death as a suicide by drug overdose, a coroner’s investigator said.

Goodspeed was picked up in the past year, unconscious inside her car near Abdul’s house after another OD, the celebrity news Web site tmz.com reported, citing law enforcement sources.

And a neighbor of Abdul’s told TMZ she saw Goodspeed’s car several times over the last few weeks, generally in the early mornings, and the woman would just sit inside.

[and so it goes on]

Ja, whatever, let’s just get to what really matters here – the Idols audition tape. In this video of Paula Goodspeed it is QUITE clear that she is/was cooked. She also gets completely and utterly MOCKED by the judges for her singing, her obsession with Abdul (she calls her Paula Abdullah), her braces and her fashion sense.

It’s carnage.

Oh my goodness! This shit actually happens! It’s like something out of a movie. Again we ask the question, do films emulate real life? Or vice versa?

I, for one, see chicks like this in Cape Town every day.