Capetonians’ favourite pastime of driving absolutely motherless will come under strain this weekend as word is getting out about this weekend’s road block “blits” that will be hitting a blurry road near you. Apparently this season’s road block activity will be the most hard-core ever performed.
Ever.
In the Milky Way.
This is not real.
It is, what we call, “staged”
Now, although the local plod won’t be using Lamborghini’s, like the Italian Police, I can happily tell you that you would be an absolute fucking idiot if you drove pissed this weekend.
Be smart, sign up with Good Fellas (I did) or use Rikki Taxi’s (they’re cheap and clean).
You DO know about Good Fellas, don’t you?
Oh for God’s sake, WAKE UP!
[thanks pete]
ps. did you see the Ferrari that split itself in two? That’s not what you’re looking for.
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