The Daily Maverick have come up with some ideas for future programming on Gupta founded ANN7. In this hilarious article they outline their exciting plans for the network ANN7 take note, there is some broadcasting gold here.

Our favourites are:

Weathers

Weather is not a specific phenomenon, but a general happening that occurs all over South Africa. While a thumping techno beat plays in the background, our youthful presenters wave at a map of the country, while assuring us that if it is not sunny and warm today, it will certainly be so tomorrow. Why sweat the details? Weathers makes sure that we never have to.

Police Academy

A rollicking insider’s look at the tick-tock machinery of the country’s police forces. Ever wanted to get drunk in a squad car with Gauteng’s finest? Here’s your chance!—a perp’s eye-view of how our men and women in uniform keep us safe from each other.[…]

Read the full article here.

The Daily Maverick sure has captured what ANN7 is all about. How long do you think until they make one or all of these ‘groundbreaking news’ shows?

[Source: The Daily Maverick]