2oceansvibe recently got its hands on a pre-shipment of onesies for the 2oceansvibe Shop – yes, that’s a thing – and I can tell you, naysayers have been converted. None of us really “got” the hype behind onesie and onesie-style garments prior to this session of product testing. To say that our eyes have been opened would be a gross, gross understatement, friends.

In 45 minutes, we determined the following application for the onesie:

Fashion – a onesie looks pretty badass.

Warmth – a onesie is nothing if not warm.

Babysitting and/or small child entertainment – the animal range of onesies will delight humans without a fully-formed frontal lobe.

Festivals – see previous application with regards to drunk people.

Bachelor parties – see previous application.

Fancy dress parties – wait two hours, then see previous application.

Sport – a onesie is loose-fitting and flexible, allowing for a full range of motion.

Moonlight Mass – a onesie, on a cruiser bike? Are you even kidding me? Why did no one ever tell you exercise could be fun?

Passport photos – to screw with The Man.

All travel – a process that combines the physical demands of sport, academic pursuit, and sleep. Comfort, durability and warmth are paramount.

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