That is probably what News24 meant, with this typo-ridden reporting on the fact that el Rando is el fuckto.

(It’s 18 to the Pound, by the way. 14 to the Euro and 10.5 to the Dolla).

“Worst level in sex years”

I received this latest intelligence from a number of readers, actually. Such is the power of the 2oceansvibe community (which we always refer to as The Vibe).

Clearly the person writing the article was trying SO hard NOT to write “the rand is fucked,” that they stopped concentrating after changing it to “the rand has come under heavy fire.” Unfortunately they were still thinking “fucked, fucked, fucked” in the back of their mind and the result was “sex,” rather than “six.”

Sorry, I just thought I’d take you on a journey through another person’s mind. It’s fine to do that. As long as you don’t use your powers to make them do things. You know, to your advantage. I mean, you don’t want people referring to you as The Puppet Master or anything. God, it’s blind.

I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed talking in that “el Rando” accent earlier. When I said “el Rando is el fuckto.” You should try it. It feels good doing it.

“Where are you going on Saturday?”

“Not sure, I’ll probably hit el beacho“

SICK!

Actually, I think I’ll round off this STUNNING article (you know you’re enjoying it) with the finest example of the kind, in this, a scene from The Office.

Do you remember when David Brent used “el vino” when telling Dawn Tingsley about his night out on the town with Finchey? (Chris Finch – bloody good rep)

Oh God it’s too special – just CLICK HERE right here, right now.

[thanks ann-mari]