Welcome to Friday. Your phone isn’t just something you use to make phone calls. You store images, troll enemies on social networks, and evaporate time under the table during meetings with a little light Instagram editing, to name a few functions. Time wastage is an important function of your smartphone, but time wasting apps generally have a high turn over rate. You download them, abuse them, delete them. Accessories, on the other hand, are a whole other kettle of fish. These

Get your kids disgusting, smudgy little grab-hands off your touch screen.

Look, there’s no guarantee that junior won’t continue to paw at the otherwise glossy screen of your smartphone if you use this accessory, but you’ll be a damn sight closer to achieving that goal.

The Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Apptivity Case (naughty pun name) fits your iPhone in a protective shell, making it harder for your spawn to get bored with your phone, and introduce it to the ground in a fit of terrible infant rage.

 Crisis averted.

 iPhone bra net, anyone?

Introducing the Joeybra. If girls had pockets in every pair of their pant, skirts, shorts and dresses, then life would be less awesome, because there would be no valid reason to store anything near a pair of breasts. There are a few other benefits of this security garment, namely its immunity to being snatched like a handbag. The downsides, of course, are a) exposure of iPhone to the general armpit area, and b) everyone will know that you store your iPhone under your armpit if you wear a tight dress.

Hold Hands With Your Phone

The perfect accessory for anyone who’s ever purchased a single-serving frozen lasagne, a bottle of vodka, and a box of tissues in the same shopping trip. Your iPhone is already more important than any other human relationship in your life, now you can make things a little more official. Walk hand-in-hand on the beach, when the sun goes down, in the park, on the toilet… Wherever you use your smartphone, basically.

Drunk texting will abound

Have we mentioned it’s Friday? Happy Friday! Please enjoy this portable charger disguised as a hip flask. It is now officially less shameful to be an alcoholic, than it is to have an addiction to social media.

Shoot Profession Films With Your iPhone

That’s right. You Vimeo nerds are rocking a semi right now, and with good reason. Filming off an iPhone is awesome, but the lightness of the device often leads to shakiness. The Mobislder fits your iPhone to a sliding rail. Now you can shoot high quality shots without forking out for a D5.

[Source: Wired]