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DR DRE AND SNOOP COVER BY BEN FOLDS – PURE QUALITY GENIUS
28 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham in Music, Quality Humour, Very Cool, Video
I don’t know how this one slipped through the radar.
Just when I thought people weren’t churning out 100% pure uncut humour anymore, this Ben Folds vide from 2006 surfaces. It’s got him covering the song “Bitches Aint Shit” – the hard-core rap song originally by Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg. But he didn’t just cover it – he turned it into an actual song – with singing not rapping. But it’s not just a song, it done like a James Blunt type love song – but with the same rude lyrics.
Unadulterated genius right here.
You can listen to the original song here if you don’t know it (I went to SACS Junior school so obviously I know all about this stuff. I’ve experinced “the street,” my bru. Don’t even try talk to me about drive-bys… that shit happened the whole time on Dean Street).
I’ve copied the lyrics down below, so best would be to follow the link and load that up at the same time as watching this.
“Bitches Ain’t Shit”
[Chorus (Snoop (2X):]Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricksLick on these nuts and suck the dickGet the fuck out after you’re doneAnd I hops in my ride to make a quick run…
[Dr. Dre]I used to know a bitch named Eric WrightWe used to roll around and fuck the hoes at nightTight than a motherfucker with the gangsta beatsAnd we was ballin’ on the motherfucking Compton streetsPeep, the shit got deep and it was onNumber one song after number one songLong as my motherfucking pockets was fatI didn’t give a fuck where the bitch was atBut she was hangin’ with a white bitch doin’ the shit she doSuckin’ on his dick just to get a buck or twoAnd the few ends she got didn’t mean nothin’Now she’s suing ’cause the shit she be doin’ ain’t shitBitch can’t hang with the streets, she found herself shortSo now she’s takin’ me to courtIt’s real conversation for your ass[Snoop Doggy Dogg]I once had a bitch named Mandy MayUsed to be up in them guts like everydayThe pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprungI was in love like a motherfucker lickin’ the pearl tongueThe homies used to tell me that she wasn’t no goodBut I’m the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop EastwoodSo I figure niggaz wouldn’t trip with mineGuess what? Got gaffled by one timeI’m back to the motherfucking’ county jail6 months on my chest, now it’s time to bailI get released on a hot sunny dayMy nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr DreScooped in a coupe, Snoop we got newsYour girl was trickin’ while you was draped in your county bluesI ain’t been out a secondAnd already gotta do some motherfucking chin checkingMove up the block as we groove down the blockSee my girl’s house, Dre, pass the glockKick in the door, I look on the floorIt’s my little cousin Daz and he’s fuckin’ my hoe, yo(Bitches ain’t shit)I uncocked my shit… I’m heart-broken but I’m still lockedMan, fuck a bitch![Chorus]
CLICK HERE to see a vid of Ben Folds performing the song live. It’s awesome. The audience sings along at the end. You will piss yourself.
[thanks chris]
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