Oh my God, how well does this bike go with your pipe and tweed jacket? And how epic will it look in contrast to your trilby as you park it outside P&G? ‘Very’ epic is the answer. I can save you four grand on this bad boy. Right here, right now..

Unlike riding a fire breathing dragon into battle, Cyclists can ride easy and revel in head-turning style and amazing functionality without being shot at with a bow and arrow. Constructed from Columbus Thron Steel, the bike frame is superbly stable and won’t get damaged easily. The design and features provide an excellent form of transport as well as the option of jumping over trucks to impress friends.

Please see below a screenshot from the main Belli Tanner website, showing the WAY-TOO-EXPENSIVE online price to be €890 (R10,743).

That’s way too much, if you ask me.

That is why IF YOU CLICK HERE, you can get it for a mere R6,595 – including delivery, my boet! 

How crazy is that?

Tres crazy.

What you need to know:

Colour: Matt Black
Frame: Columbus Thron Steel,
Fork: Bellitanner Columbus Steel,
Headset: FSA Orbit CE, Steeringtube: 1 1/8″ Standard Ahead,
Bottom bracket: BSA 68 mm, Seatpost : 27,2 mm,
Saddle: Royal,
Wheels: Bellitanner with Flip Flop and Fixed Gear,
Cranks: Bellitanner,
Stem: Bellitanner,
Bars: Bellitanner Classic Drop,
Tyres: Vittoria Zaffiro

As a hipster, you almost have a DUTY to get this bike..

CLICK HERE to get yours for only R6,595, including delivery*

*Terms and conditions and fine print on linked-to site.