Noel Biderman

In case you aren’t familiar with the website AshleyMadison.com, let me recap: Ashley Madison is a website where married/involved people are able to sign up, create a profile, and look for discreet encounters with other married/involved people. The site was founded by Noel Biderman, also known as the “King of Infidelity”. A recent stats gathering and analysis of Cape Town’s members have resulted in the Mother City’s Cheating Hotspots Top 10 list.

All we can say is: Newlands, you naughty, naughty bunch…

And Melkbosstrand, Camps Bay, Pinelands, and Durbanville – you can also wipe those smiles off your faces!

Biderman had the following observations to make of the results:

It is not surprising to see Camps Bay’s presence, since its 24/7 beach partying and holidaying vibe lends itself to spontaneous sexual adventures. As for the leafy suburbs of desperate housewives in Newlands and Constantia – we won’t even go there! The results speak for themselves. Money is not everything. These women clearly want more in their lives than merely a horse in the paddock or hosting a lunch with the school tuck shop mommies. The Biltong Corridor also has a strong presence in our Top 10, with Bellville, Brackenfell, and Durbanville all on the list. There is a relatively stronger Afrikaans presence in these suburbs.

Here is the Top 10, in order:

1. Newlands
2. Melkbosstrand
3. Camps Bay
4. Pinelands
5. Durbanville
6. Constantia
7. Brackenfell
8. Somerset West
9. Bellville
10. Sea Point

Here are some more interesting revelations from the analysis:

• Members with highest number of affair partners: Melkbosstrand
• Most loyal members with the least number of affair partners: Somerset West
• Members with the most children (on average): Newlands
• Most female members: Constantia
• Most single female members: Camps Bay
• Highest number of religious members: Pinelands
• Youngest members: Sea Point