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Because Florida simply refuses to be outdone in the “what-the-actual-hell” department, an influencer and self-proclaimed “dog mom” allegedly decided to take her pet-owner bond to a place no one—not even Florida Man—could have predicted.
Logan Guminski, 27, of Ocala, thought it would be a great idea to film herself “having sex with her pet chihuahua”, the NY Post reported, and then, for reasons beyond human comprehension, share it with her 15,000 Instagram followers. That’s one way to get clout.
Naturally, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office was not as impressed as whatever deranged audience she was catering to. Guminski was arrested on March 21 and hit with two well-earned felonies: sexual activity involving an animal and filming said depravity. The department confirmed her arrest in a Facebook post because that’s where we get our most debauched news these days.
Police were first tipped off back in January by an anonymous (and likely deeply traumatised) person who reported that Guminski had posted an Instagram video featuring, well, crimes against humanity and canines.
“On January 28, 2025, Detective Batts received information from an anonymous tip that Guminski posted a video to Instagram depicting sexual activity with a dog,” read the sheriff’s office statement. “Through her investigation, Detective Batts located several photos and videos of Guminski with the abused animal. She also gathered additional information, which confirmed that Guminski was the person depicted in the video.”
Now, in case anyone thought this was just a tragic lapse in judgment, Guminski made sure to remove all doubt during her police interview. She proudly identified herself as a “dog mom” and “content creator” who sells explicit material online. But wait, it gets worse.
“She also admitted to creating and sharing the video with another social media user, who requested it and paid $500,” the statement continued. “Guminski additionally stated that she had been involved in sexual activity with another dog, and the videos of both incidents were still stored on her cell phone.”
Yes, you read that correctly. There was a market for this. Humanity was a mistake.
Meanwhile, Guminski’s Instagram is still very much up and running, featuring multiple posts of her lovingly snuggling and kissing her dogs. One particularly stomach-turning post showed her using a feature meant to “show what your man looks like,” only for a dog to appear above her head.
“What can I say… they are quite literally my whole world,” she captioned a March 13 post, blissfully unaware of the foreshadowing.
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Just days before her arrest, on March 19, she introduced a new puppy (victim?) to the mix.
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After spending a very justified night in jail, Guminski was released on a $10,000 bond on March 22.
She’s due back in court on April 22, where hopefully, the legal system has the range to ensure she never so much as looks at a dog again.
[Source: NY Post]
